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A Message From Our Founder

IT'S TIME AMERICA SAID CUNT MORE.

(In the British way. The NICE way. Like "you're a good cunt." Let me explain.)

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Dear Fellow Americans,

My name is Gary. I am 70 years old, a retired property lawyer, and two weeks ago I watched my first British gangster program.

I learned that over in the U.K. they say "cunt" constantly. To their friends. To their enemies. To their MUMS, probably. And nobody gets sent to HR!

Meanwhile here in America we act like it's the worst word in the world. I say: why should the Brits have all the fun? We have the bigger country. We should have the bigger vocabulary.

Join me. Sign the petition. Let's make it happen, you lovely cunts.

Gary M. Penzell, founder

— Gary M. Penzell

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It's FRIENDLY

Over there it means 'buddy.' Like a handshake, but with your mouth.

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It's FREEDOM

The Founding Fathers did not fight a war so we could be timid with words.

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It's EFFICIENT

One word can be a compliment, an insult, AND a comma. Tremendous value.